Balls

Today the topic will be balls:
Do you have balls? On the reg I have no balls, I'm a very passive person.. Until alcohol is brought into the situation; then they decide to pop out of no where. I realize that when I have balls it tends to not go my way, or at least in the past week I should say. Since the whole D-bag thing I have had lots of problems with my game being off, and lets just say my game is NEVER off. Lets set the situation, as always:
It's a Thursday night, I had a couple drink and my roommate was hammered, our apartment was a normal temperature and Netflix was playing "bachelorette" (great movie by the way, if your looking for a laugh), and a group of guys walks in, one of which I find very pleasing to my eyes! So lets skip along in the story, he teases me with a Reese's PB cup, and NO ONE MESSES WITH MY REESE'S! So as this is happening my roommate pushes our face together and boom lips touch and I will the Reese's! (Victoryyyyy! The crowd goes wild!) so as the night goes on the flirting continues yet the end of the night comes and nothing happens, and that doesn't happen, so I'm thrown off. Ever since the D-bag I have been off and this needs to be fixed ASAP. Yes my balls may have grown because of my beverage choice but it isn't always beneficial to be too balls to the wall, especially with a guy that is 3 years younger than you.. Can you say scared?

Well I hope y'all's love lives are on a much more positive note, don't be afraid to let your balls hang out, but only for the right people!

Love ya betches,
-AM