Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Balls

Today the topic will be balls:
Do you have balls? On the reg I have no balls, I'm a very passive person.. Until alcohol is brought into the situation; then they decide to pop out of no where. I realize that when I have balls it tends to not go my way, or at least in the past week I should say. Since the whole D-bag thing I have had lots of problems with my game being off, and lets just say my game is NEVER off. Lets set the situation, as always:
It's a Thursday night, I had a couple drink and my roommate was hammered, our apartment was a normal temperature and Netflix was playing "bachelorette" (great movie by the way, if your looking for a laugh), and a group of guys walks in, one of which I find very pleasing to my eyes! So lets skip along in the story, he teases me with a Reese's PB cup, and NO ONE MESSES WITH MY REESE'S! So as this is happening my roommate pushes our face together and boom lips touch and I will the Reese's! (Victoryyyyy! The crowd goes wild!) so as the night goes on the flirting continues yet the end of the night comes and nothing happens, and that doesn't happen, so I'm thrown off. Ever since the D-bag I have been off and this needs to be fixed ASAP. Yes my balls may have grown because of my beverage choice but it isn't always beneficial to be too balls to the wall, especially with a guy that is 3 years younger than you.. Can you say scared?

Well I hope y'all's love lives are on a much more positive note, don't be afraid to let your balls hang out, but only for the right people!

Love ya betches,
-AM

Friday, April 12, 2013

No food weekend

Warning: majority of things in this post are exaggerated, not to be taken too seriously :)

Set the scene & mood: were all getting on the bus for our out of town trip this weekend, it's a beautiful day out in the hill country, not a cloud in the sky and a warm day that is feeling great. Now leys begin.. we were told yesterday coach would provide lunch for us today, so in my head I'm thinking cool I won't need to eat lunch before hand. As I start to look for some chips to eat coach addresses the bus.. "The food we have here is for today and tomorrow, if you eat it all today you will not eat tomorrow.." This a group of girls that can EASILY go through 2 loaves of bread in one sitting.

Needless to say this weekend will be filled with shitty, little amounts of food..
Friday: half a sandwich, half a bag of chips and a bottle of water that has to last you all weekend
Friday night: McDonald's $6 limit
Saturday: quarter of a sandwich, no chips and the rest of the water from Friday
Saturday night: pizza to go, 2 slices each, no choice of toppings.

Today my stomach will contain:
A raspberry green tea
A jimmy dean pancake and sausage wrap
A tiny bag of Cheetos
And MAYBE a sandwich

Toodles batches!
-AM

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

D-bag

Well this is my first blog post..i've been on blooger all afternoon for class and decided I should probably use my blog that I made!

Soo this weekend for me was very eventful, full of fun things like going to DT Corpus Christi, eating delicious seafood, trying freshly brewed beers and going to minor league baseball games.  As the weekend came to a close it began to feel...awkward.  I felt as if I did something or said something wrong, I shook it off and thought that can't be it!  I started my week of school (UGH) exausted and full of crap that I had/have to get done.. I really need to work on this procrastinating stuff... but anywho I spent my spare time thinking about something that I shouldnt have been worrying about. Lets just go with, guys a douche.  As I reflect on my weekend I think well he spent a lot of money to just ignore me, sucks to suck. 

As ive grown up and dated many douchey guys, stayed with guys too long because I feel bad hurting someone I have realized that I need to stop trying to please other people and judt please myself, because in the end I will always have me, and chocolate.  You can always rely on yourself and your friends that you love that will always tell you what you need to hear, not just what to want to hear.  So for all you ladies, or gents, out there that are struggling with a relationship, or school, or just life in general just know who you have to lean back on.